20 Thoughts you have whilst on tinder.

1. What am I doing
No....What am I actually doing. Third time on this app, It was shit last time and I guarantee its just as shit now.


2.This does not class as internet dating. It just doesn't. I'm not TECHNICALLY on a dating website...It an app. When I'm on Plenty of fish...THATS when i'll worry.


3. Haha boss..I dont have anything interesting about myself for a good bio. Might as well delete the app now.

"Hi, i'm single and literally just fancy texting someone." Nah, shows lack of commitment.

"Into murder documentaries, eyeing up other peoples cats and getting choked (the first and last point aren't related... promise)" No, you'll attract weirdos.

"Hey!! Just here to be nosy!! Probs wont pop up!! probs wont reply!! :)" Nope, too honest.


4. Am I catfish?I definitely don't look like me in them photos. Hahaha yeah, i'm deffo a catfish. Wouldn’t be on tinder in the first place if I was that fit.


5. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Why is he topless. Ugly. Too fit for me. Ugly. Nobody is good enough...she says wearing a dirty t-shirt eating a family size bag of Doritos.


6. I'm not popping up first. Fuck that.They can pop up to me, I swiped right.. what more do they want.


7. No Dale.. i don't think you are 25 mate. 

8. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Too fit for me. Ugly. Why is he holding a big fish. Ugly. 

9.Great... another unsolicited dick pic.
If I didn't ask for it mate.. then I don't wanna see it, alright?


10. I'm confused? Can nobody speak proper English on here?"yo what is girl, mans got .." Sorry?


11. People chat such shit.I've had better conversations with my fucking cat than most people I've spoken to tinder.


12. is 40 too high an age limit?This doesn't make me a gold digger. I just like grey hair...but of course their own house and car doesn't hurt.


13. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Too fit for me. Ugly. Same name as my ex. Ugly.

14. Haha turns out every single one of my mates are on tinder. Fair play.At least their bio's are shitter than mine.


15. Why does everyone say they are here for a bit  "Fun". You're here for sex. Just say sex.


16. I don't like the look of anyone.I am in literally no position to be picky, yet here I am ...swiping left to Jack from Wallasey because he supports Everton and has a slightly large nose.


17. "Willing to lie about how we met"Okay i've found the one.


18. This app changes people.Always prided myself on not being shallow. But turns out I am quite shallow... in fact turns out i'm a bit of a bitch!

19. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Too fit for me. Ugly. Deffo a tory. Ugly. 

20. Fuck it, i'm deleting the app and staying single, I cba. 
I hate tinder. Yet I use it (sort of). Tinder for me is a "i'm bored and fancy doing something that requires hardly any thought at 3am" kinda app. However, the same thoughts constantly crop up... and they where just a few! Hope you enjoyed.Until next time, cassie x

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